How to become famous in Facebook!

May 15th, 2010 § 15 Comments

Ok, this is not that tough. First we have to drain our readers by omitting some people. Like asking a few questions.

1. Are you a celeb?

2. Are you a girl?

I kindly request you both parties to Get the hell outta here

Cuz you don’t have to read this as all friends will come and comment you even if you pissed in facebook

Ok, now come to the point. Here are a few things you should do to achieve that goal.

1. Maintain a pretty good info tab:

Maintaining a good info about you in facebook is a must. You should clearly tell who you are, what you like and blah blahs. Expressing these these things in a funny and attractive language is more good. Remember, you aint preparing a CV.

2. Pictures:

Picture or Photo maintenance is an art. Upload you own pictures as new albums or profile picture and do not tag people who are not in those pics. Celeb’s pictures or other Quote pictures aren’t much likable. Use ‘Wall Photos’ to put funny or not-your-portrait pictures, and tag people to attract to that pics. Do not create hell of albums. Maintaining a few amount of albums are good.

3. Videos:

Videos attract most people to your profile. So share some nice videos. Like heart-touching commercials and stuffs.

4. Status Updates:

This is the most important thing ever which helps you to become famous. Updating a pretty good status will bring you crowd and likes. The percentage of your famousness is counted by the ‘likes’ you get. So don’t count the amount of comments and be happy. Sad quotes will bring you more attention of girls, but I’d rather prefer funny and nasty updates. Update what you feel at that moment. Do not go and update an already-updated-by-your-friend status.

5. Be interactive with others openly:

I hate sending private messages to people. What I do is I share what I feel in others’ walls. So you will get wall to wall replies most of the time which will make you wall more interactive. Note: Stop sharing quotes on walls.

6. Stop apps era:

Apps are the worst things which prevent you from becoming famous. Stop playing games in facebook. They make your wall ugly. They will make your statuses go down, so you wont receive much ‘likes’.

So I hope these will help you most of the time. Enjoy Facebooking